The video for Brit Brit’s new track dropped online last night, here are 10 reasons why this video is the best thing going on in the world right now.
1. This desert dance sequence:
Is just like this Spice Girls video:
2. This make-up table in the desert is a must-have for any woman on the go:
3. Britney literally whipping her bitches into shape:
4. The revival of this ’98 era Britney first pump dance moves (and she’s even wearing bellbottoms):
5. This neon pink Bitch sign needs to be installed in the homes of every woman and gay man immediately:
6. Britney whipping this bitch into shape AND MAKING THINGS EXPLODE:
7. This Beats by Dr. Dre ball-gag:
8. These mannequins exploding in the desert:
Is obviously a reference to this scene in Miss Congeniality, the greatest film ever made:
9. Fierce Britney slave driving a bunch of strippers acting like cats on her giant floating upside down pyramid:
10. The timeless Britney bitch pose at the end:
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