Happy Valentine's Day!
If the greeting card section of your drugstore isn't quite cutting it with all the lovey-dovey messages on this, the totally invented "holiday," why not buy your loved (or hated) ones a card with a little attitude?
From Cerebral Itch greeting cards, these V-Day bombs don't deliver traditional messages. Cards verge from tame to utterly obscene.
Favourites include this one:
"Breakup fact: He was a jackass and he will most assuredly die alone (Friends know these things. I'm here for you.)"
For more cards, visit the Cerebral Itch website at www.cerebralitch.com
(p.s. The company also lets you order e-cards, wine bottle labels, and t-shirts with equally, uh, honest messages, right from the website.)
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