So there you are all prettied up and ready for a night out on the town
When you bump into a friend of your ex
And he casually tells you that your ex-boyfriend is engaged to be married.
First you’re in denial
Then it makes you sick
Like you might throw up a little
You think about how you used to love this guy
And now he’s getting hitched to the little floozie he dated after you that you’ve never met and irrationally hate
Then you wanna lash out
You have a few more drinks to calm your nerves
And then you feel some tears coming on
Before you know it you are full on bawling
And you’re at your wit’s end
But you’ve got your friends
And you’ve got your looks
And you don’t don’t need to get all emotional about it
Because it is just a waste of time
So you suck it up and pretend you don’t care
And if you see them you’ll pretend you wish them the best
Because you know that he’s missing out on the best thing he ever had: you.
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