Since his dramatic firing from the office of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in the breaking days of the crack scandal former Chief of Staff Mark Towhey has never ceased being an amazing character on Twitter. Here is a roundup of some of our favourite recent tweets from Towhey himself.
As part of my rebrand, & since name is now avail, I will be called “Snoop Dog” henceforth. “Henceforth” isn’t part of the name. #NotLion
— towhey (@towhey) July 15, 2013
@Britt_A Tit for tat. Shit for shot.
— towhey (@towhey) July 15, 2013
Jobhunt Update: Applying to CSIS for job as a “VIP double” to uncover foreign honeytraps. For Queen & Country. http://t.co/DvkLvVjOTD
— towhey (@towhey) July 15, 2013
Gotta love Kevin O’Leary explaining the Rihanna & Chris Brown situation on his AM radio spot. Worlds colliding.
— towhey (@towhey) July 15, 2013
Jobhunt Update: Small hiccup has delayed launch of my “90 Day Miracle Taco Diet.” “@globeandmail: Mexico now world’s fattest nation”
— towhey (@towhey) July 13, 2013
Brief flashback as I see TV news vans/cameras outside my home. But they’re focused on possible homicide scene across street. Sad events.
— towhey (@towhey) July 11, 2013
Jobhunt Update: Invented new App called “Gas Plant.” 1 click: deletes all email from your Inbox. 6 wks later, puts it all back. #Gold!
— towhey (@towhey) July 11, 2013
My Inbox is so full of old emails, I’m going to start randomly emailing people about gas plants & see if that clears it up.
— towhey (@towhey) July 11, 2013
#GOtrain to launch new 3-hour cruise fm #Toronto to Richmond Hill. Passengers should pack enough clothes for 98 episodes & a coconut radio.
— towhey (@towhey) July 11, 2013
.@DonSmith_ca Every day for almost three years, yes. Why do you ask?
— towhey (@towhey) July 9, 2013
Jobhunt Update: Should hear back today on my pitch for new #WeatherNetwork show: “Surviving the Coming Urban Drought.” Feeling good.
— towhey (@towhey) July 9, 2013
While his job hunt updates may not be quite on the level it will be interesting to see where Towhey winds up using his talents behind the doors of power. While he has stayed relatively mum on the inner workings of Ford’s office at a time when city hall appeared to be melting down to onlookers, he has taken a few opportunities (as you can see above) to give the proverbial finger to his old boss and office, but then he’ll do something like retweet a garbage announcement from the mayoral Twitter account in earnest — that is, unless there is some meta layer of criticism regarding the mayor being ready for a Sunday curbside pickup that is beyond the grasp of this writer.
While we wait to see where this talented tweeter winds up you can follow him at @Towhey.
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