Lady Gaga’s new music video is rife with secret devil worship code, says Internet crazy person and YouTuber Bible Flock Box.
In the almost 8 minute video he goes over everything from all seeing eyes, Illuminati references, connections to Pope John-Paul II, who according to him was also in the Illuminati, demonic possession, and much, much more.
Although the middle of the video where he plays a recording from the 70s about satanism in rock music is skipable, with the ominous background music it is hard not to give some credence to his tinfoil hat satanic theories. No, scratch that, this guy is totally out to lunch.
“This music will make you become possessed too if you keep listening to it.”
“If you are praising Lady Gaga by your applause, if she has become your Hollywood idol, and she represents Satan in this music video, who are you really praising?”
I think we’ve heard enough here.
Follow Travis on Twitter at @TravMyers.
When Tom, aka Redditor Twoverend, was overseas for two months his housemates set to work changing his normal, drab bachelor bedroom into something a little more pink.
All his buddies set to work transforming every aspect of his bedroom from what a regular guys might enjoy to something more fit for a 7-year-old princess loving girl might enjoy. Their rationale being that since he is English he loves the monarchy, and their duty was to get to work setting up a new fairy princess kingdom for him to arrive home to.
Complete with imitation crown moulding, collages of photoshopped princess photos of Tom, paintings of fairies, and pink lace as far as the eye can see it is safe to say their mission was a success.
Watch the video for Tom’s reaction upon returning from his trip at 1:30 in the morning.
Below are some photos of the transformation.
Check out Tom’s full photo album here.
Follow Travis on Twitter at @TravMyers.
While we already love the Toronto Public Library for providing us the great service of free knowledge, many people don’t know just how above and beyond TPL goes to make the citizens of this fair city happy.
They already offer a gay literary speed dating program where members of the LGBTQQ community can show up with their favourite book, CD, or DVD to chat with other people about their favourite narrative and, just maybe, discover love. The concept behind this program is absolutely amazing. It’s also hosted right by my house, so if you wind up there and see someone holding a tattered copy of Watchmen come say hi.
TPL also offers a 24/7 Dial-A-Story service where kids can dial in and have a story read to them in 15 different languages, helping kids to feel comfortable and learn even when mom and dad can’t help. Certainly better than kids getting babysat by the TV, that’s for sure.
TPL also has someone fantastic running their Twitter feed. Here are five of the best tweets to come down the pipe recently. We love TPL for…
…The Phrase “If Shakespeare were a hipster”
…Keeping things steamy at the library
…Knowing where to find an owner’s manual for the USS Enterprise
…Asking us the worst mothers we can think of on Mother’s Day
…Helping us figure out how to be a cat
Be sure to follow @TorontoLibrary on Twitter for more literary updates — and follow @WomensPost and @TravMyers while you’re at it.
And you thought your parents were bad.
We got a hold of this example of a weird set of meddling parents who last year took to the internet to find a “suitable girlfriend” for their grown son. Sure, just like how your mom keeps trying to set you up with that nice young man who works in your father’s office. Except these guys are set that their son doesn’t even like his girlfriend and only dates her because she has an apartment downtown he can sleep over at to avoid morning traffic. I think mom and dad here have a pretty skewed idea of what takes place when a man and a woman have a sleepover.
The kind of lady who would scheme with a guy’s parents to swap out an old girlfriend probably isn’t the classiest of classy ladies, FYI.
As for the current girlfriend, this girl has “loose morals” and must be stopped before any “accidents” happen.
Yikes. Here’s hoping that their “looker” of a son chose the right people to break up with.
Click the image for full size.
Follow Travis on Twitter: @travmyers