Writer, director, producer, and former PEIslander Kirby Ferguson is here to tell you about the dangers of homosexuality.
What most straight guys don’t know, according to Fersguson, is that their heterosexuality is teetering on the brink of collapse at any given moment. One wrong move and homosexual madness will break loose.
Some of the basic ground rules he sets out in his video “Protecting and Maintaining Your Heterosexual House of Cards” are as follows:
— Always remember WANGZ: We Are Not Gay Zone to keep a safe distance from other guys and prevent yourself from accidentally making out with them.
— No eye contact, this could lead to an intimate encounter
— Keep a two foot buffer, this will save you from romantic situations
Check out these hilarious tips and more in Ferguson’s video above so that you too may be protected from the dangers of accidental homosexuality.